Thursday, October 27, 2011

Attention College Goers

Here is a list of things you DO NOT do in the middle of a quiet study atrium (room)::
  • Eat really smelly foods
  • Fall asleep and Snore
  • Wear Elf ears
  • Sing (poorly) to Skillet songs
  • Take off your shirt
  • Fart - loudly
  • Carry on a cell phone conversation (btw, dude she's just not into you. Take the hint.)
  • Change a screaming babies diaper
  • Have a massage orgy (who let you people out of high school?)
  • Fight about a game of 'Magic: the gathering'
  • Feed a screaming baby (put your boob away and go home)
  • Have a date
  • Carry on a conversation so everyone can hear about how 'awesome' you are (your annoying, SHUT UP)
  • Make fun of the guy with headphones, he can still hear you.
  • Belch loudly
  • Make a drug deal
  • Laugh at your own comments/jokes 
  • Think at all (or so it seems)
  • Apparently not your homework, 'cause no one around you has common decency.
Just saying. Don't be a douche bag.
Thanks.

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