Library FAIL

01 - College Haiku's

Noob poo chart

When Deli Meats Revolt : An Old Nightmare Revisited

Study = Fail

[Click for bigger image. Durp.]

Mental Note

Dear woman in the front row of class who throws temper tantrums and disrupts class daily,

You say you are attempting to get a degree in the Child-Care/Development field?
Remind me to never have Children.

K. Thanks.

02 Bunny Love

PSA: 01

What is Wrong with this Dialogue?

Professor:  "What was invented in the late 1400's?"
Student 1: "The light bulb!"
Student 2: "Trains?"
Student 3: "Car."
Me: "...................."

(once again, this sh*t really happened)

The correct answer is: The Printing Press.
1. Light bulb = 1900's
2. Trains = 1800's
3. Car = 1900's

*head-desk*

The Death of Happiness

A Letter to The Obstruction of My View

Dear Madam and/or Sir,
whichever the case may be,

Please put down the candy bar and walk away.
You already do not fit in your chair.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
A horrified bystander.

How to Handle a Bad Day

.... "space - out" ....