Professor: "What was invented in the late 1400's?"
Student 1: "The light bulb!"
Student 2: "Trains?"
Student 3: "Car."
Me: "...................."
(once again, this sh*t really happened)
The correct answer is: The Printing Press.
1. Light bulb = 1900's
2. Trains = 1800's
3. Car = 1900's
*head-desk*
Monday, January 30, 2012
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
A Letter to The Obstruction of My View
Dear Madam and/or Sir,
whichever the case may be,
Please put down the candy bar and walk away.
You already do not fit in your chair.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
A horrified bystander.
whichever the case may be,
Please put down the candy bar and walk away.
You already do not fit in your chair.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
A horrified bystander.
Saturday, January 14, 2012
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