It was an unusual stormy October day; A Friday afternoon.
I was at the mall - Something out of my norm.
The mall was packed with human bodies, as it usually is on a weekend. People streamed in and out of shops.
Nothing seemed out of the ordinary at first...
Then I reached the food court.
The air seemed to grow thick.
The crowd, even thicker. People schooled like guppies through the tables.
I noticed something.... Everyone was beginning to look the same.
There was a scream in the distance. Then a man ran past me saying, "Turn back before its too late!" Very cliche'. Then I saw why.
Biebers.
EVERYWHERE.
Every tween, adolecent, pre-pubescent, and poser in the entire mall was sporting that hideous mop of untamed-bowl cut hair!
I backed up and started to run in the opposite direction. Several other people were doing the same thing. A man to my left tripped and fell, calling for help but it was too late, the Biebers were upon him, styling his hair and stripping him of his dignity.
I looked away in horror and continued to run with the last few survivers.
As we reached the fountain in the middle of the mall a woman around my age threw me a battery operated razor saying, "Shave their heads, its the only way to stop them." Its as if she's seen this epidemic before...
I clutched the razor tightly, turned it on and shaved every bieber that came my way...
After what felt like hours of shaving and losing half of our team to the virus, we had won.
I dusted hair that was not my own off my jacket and went out to the empty parking lot.. extra batteries in hand I drove off into thenight to find more survivors and shave away the rest of this nightmare...